TL;DR - Best cheat I have ever used. Better than Viagra.
Last night I woke up from a dream. A dream in which I had the biggest dick in the world. I got out of bed, completely naked and walked into the bathroom. I looked at myself in the mirror and that is when I saw it. Attached to my pelvis was a schlong the size of a Pringles can. Out of instinct, I named it Cory Booker.
How the fuck? I thought to myself. Then I realized it was because I had a 31 k/d ratio last night in Battlefield 5. All because I bought PerfectAim's cheat.
Before, i was jealous of how big my friend's dicks were. They play legit and they are top 1% in the game. When we go to clubs they attract all the girls and I am left with some weird transgender fuck. But now I do not need to worry about that anymore.
I honestly have never felt so good in my life. Going into lobbies and destroying these 0.12 kd scrubs. The aimbot...AHHH the aimbot... it was smoother and more human than Kim Jong Un's ass. And the ESP...mannn...it made me feel like I had Superman's vision on steroids. Injecting was very quick as well ;)
Even though some salty small dick fuckers love spamming "HACKER" in the chat,I have not gotten banned yet I have been rage fucking for three weeks already. That is how shit EA's anticheat is.
If you are an Fairfight employee and you're reading this: You're anticheat is about as good as a broken condom.
You actually cannot go wrong with this cheat. It's stable, well-equipped with ALL the features you ever need, cheap and undetected. What more could you want? I have used the BF4 and BF1 cheats from PerfectAim but this one tops all at enlarging your dick. Trust me, I get all the straight bitches now. Thank you Robert and Blunt.
