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Yolojaculation
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Posted February 25, 2019edited February 25, 2019 17:37
  • This is my honest review of the Perfect Aim Battlefield 5 Hack. 

  • Features
    • AIMBOT - It simply just works. Sometimes too well, and I have to dial it back because the victims start to notice. I typically have it set to 8-10 on smoothness, and a much smaller FOV to stop it from snapping to another player that's too far away. This prevents people from witnessing my neck snapping like a b-rated horror flick monster, essentially stopping them from knowing the monster is here until much, much later when they walk into  a room to find their friends corpses piled up in the corner of the room, like a less-enthusiastically built Persian wall from the movie 300.
    • ESP - It works incredibly well, but if you spend too much time looking at people through the walls, people are going to take notice. Just make sure to keep sweeping movements and claim you have 3D audio headphones and you're just trying to pin point sounds in the distance, that usually appeases the town criers. Just think to yourself "I'm not superman, I don't have X-RAY vision. I'm more like the Predator, with infrared and super sensitive hearing." 
    • VEHICLE ESP - Has saved my ass more times than I'd like to admit, knowing there's a big-ass hunk of metal and fury breathing down your neck can make all the difference in you're decision to cut left; or right. ALTHOUGH, nothing really beats standing your ground and lobbing a big ol' naderino over a rooftop knowing that the treads are about to get all-manner of fucked, following it up with a sweep of the poor souls who jump out to fix them. Just be mindful that tanks take most of their damage in the booty. So once the big ol' purple box moves past you, light it's ass up like Christmas was celebrated on the 4th of July.
    • RADAR - Fancy little thing this is, position it somewhere near your cross hair and those guys will never sneak up on your firm bounce-a-quarter-off-it's-ass again. You'll wink to your neighbor before going all John Wick on their sneaky asses. They will either see you as the unstoppable force you are, or you'll get torn to shreds because; let's be honest, their like cockroaches, you see one... there are a bunch hiding around the corner. 
    • CUSTOM CROSS-HAIR - Not an essential feature in my honest opinion, but makes hip firing sniper rifles rather interesting. You're not always gonna 86 someone, but on occasion, you snap a round through their face and the world just feels right. 
  • Security
    • As far as I've come in the mud-covered hell-pit that is BFV, I have not once received any warning or ban from using the BVF Hack. So I'd say with a fair amount of enthusiasm, that it's generally fool-proof. That's not to say that people don't notice you're antics, but their words, and cries fall on deaf ears. God is not listening, Xx_IFukedUrMom3_xX, so get good or kick dirt, you 11-year old cry-baby.  
  • Conclusion
    • Even when people "report" me for "hacking" nothing ever comes of it. I attribute that possibly to my random shots fired without ADS to maintain a low-percentage accuracy rating. I also occasionally run right past several enemies that I know are there and allow  them to kill me; thus earning their support in the argument that usually ensues later. Much to my amusement, many times the enemy team chimes in with a "I've killed this guy 'x' many times, he's just good." or "He fired 'x' many rounds before killing me, he's just lucky." A twisted grin creeps across my face at this. I am the humble player, just making my way through the ranks, bully me for being so good. I chuckle to myself, fools. I am a monster, and I love it. 

You don't know who I am. You don't know where I am and I will be the last thing you never see coming.

- Trevor Slattery via Mandarin; Iron Man 3