Greetings PerfectAimer's

 it All started one beautiful Sunday afternoon, Doritos and chocolate milk by my side, I logged into Mordhau with my perfect aim hacks for the first time, install was easy etc, I entered the server my bow in my hand, a little bit of aim bot setup and i was on my way, in front of me 3 approaching heavily armed foot soldiers and a horse, a goddamn horse, quick click of my toggle key and this guy turns into a rag doll, getting dragged around like a sack of potatoes. instant evil grin grows on my face, perfect aim managed to turn a 10th century longbow into a fucking Barret 50cal, spent the next 3 hours racking up 30 plus kills a game, call me Jason bourne. Got butt-rushed by a level 50 dude in full plate armor, whipped out my lvl 1 meat cleaver and chopped this guy up into a sirloin steak... Felt like iron man every time toggled that turbo block, Mauls, Long swords, Spears, this little bastard blocked anything.

11/10 I feel like an asshole every time I kill someone