I'm going to start this off by saying this: If you are on the fence about buying this hack, don't be. Just buy it.
We both know you didn't need that extra Big Mac anyway.
REVIEW SCORE: 10/10
[Aimbot]
The aimbot works as great as you could hope for. It's smooth and responsive and will always land an headshot on stationary targets. Due to the slow travel time of arrows, you will often miss targets that are moving like Karen trying to get that sweet Black Friday deal. The aimbot truly shines however when it comes to annihilating peoples hopes, dreams, and skulls with a melee weapon of your choice.
[ESP]
A fully featured ESP that works like a wet dream. This thing runs so smooth and has plenty of features. It's honestly like having a robot stick of butter that automatically spreads it all over your body bread. It doesn't get better than this.
WARNING: If you find that you are unable to control your urge to stare through walls at other people, disabling this option and utilizing the next feature down might be in your best interest.
[Radar]
The radar does exactly what you want it to. This thing comes equipped with all the features of a Bop It. You can move it, squeeze it, pinch it, spin it, kick it, you name it it'll do it. I personally don't use this feature much as I don't find walls that irresistable.
[Turboblock]
It works, It's cool, and just like a condom; you are gonna be in a lot of trouble if you don't know how to use it properly. My only suggestion for this feature would be to put a big "do not lick the windows without proper instruction" sticker on it so new users are less likely to end up looking like Karate kid.
Just incase my anologys aren't good enough
READ A GUIDE BEFORE USING THIS FEATURE
[Autoblock]
This $@#& is (legit) for real. This is what you came here for ladies and gentlemen. You might not have known this is the only thing you needed in your life, but I assure you, it is. With the proper settings, you will become next to unstopable. All you simply have to do win is not manually block yourself. Sound easy? Its not. I believe in you though, so keep practicing with it until people start to call you a hacker! okay well maybe not that last part
What are those settings you ask? Don't you worry
Just click here --> and be magically whisked away, by fairies, over to Verifs well written guide.
IN SUMMARY
PA offers truly premium quality hacks. Blunt has done an amazing job with this and for every feature that you see listed, you can be sure it does it and it does it well.
Note: I did not cover every feature here but I honestly didn't feel the need to. If you have any questions, feel free to message me here. Cheers!
EDIT: Fixed the typography and made it a little less aggressive. I must be extra cranky today.
@Wuffles said:I'm going to start this off by saying this: If you are on the fence about buying this hack, don't be. Just buy it. We both know you didn't need that extra Big Mac anyway.
REVIEW SCORE: 10/10
BREAKDOWN
[Aimbot]
The aimbot works as great as you could hope for. It's smooth and responsive and will always land an headshot on stationary targets. Due to the slow travel time of arrows, you will often miss targets that are moving like Karen trying to get that sweet Black Friday deal. The aimbot truly shines however when it comes to annihilating peoples hopes, dreams, and skulls.[ESP]
A fully featured ESP that works like a wet dream. This thing runs so smooth and has plenty of features. It's basically like having a robot stick of butter that automatically spreads it all over yourbodybread.
It doesn't better than this.
WARNING: If you seem to be find you are unable to control your urge to stare through walls at other people, disabling this option and utilizing the next feature down might be in your best interest.[Radar]
The radar does exactly what you want it to. This bad boy comes with all the features of a Bop It. You can move it, squeeze it, pinch it, spin it, kick it, you name it it'll do it.
I personally don't use this feature much as I don't find walls that irresistable.[Turboblock]
It works, It's cool, and just like a condom; you are gonna be in a lot of trouble if you don't know how to use it properly. Due to me having the mental capacity of a squirrel, I don't fully understand how to utilize this feature without looking like a kid playing with nunchucks. My only suggestion for this feature would be to put a big "do not lick the windows without proper instruction" sticker on it.
Just incase my anologys aren't good enough
READ A GUIDE BEFORE USING THIS FEATURE[Autoblock]
This $@#& is (legit) for real. This is what you came here for ladies and gentlemen. You might not have known this is the only thing you needed in your life, but I assure you, it is.
With the proper settings, you will actually start to think you are good at the game. If you can muster up the mental power to simply not manually block yourself, you will quite litearlly stop just about everything but an arrow from touching your face.
What are those settings you ask? Well lucky for you, I too shutter at the thought of having to do any research myself, so I got you covered!
Just click here and be magically whisked away, by fairies, over to Verifs well written guide.IN SUMMARY
PA offers truly premium quality hacks. Blunt has done an amazing job with this and for every feature that you see listed, you can be sure it does it andit does it well.
Note: I did not cover every feature here but I honestly didn't feel the need to. If you have any questions, feel free to message me here. Cheers!
I see Mordhau, I like.
In my opinion if you adjusted the font and size a little, it'd look nicer, but aside from that, pretty good review.
@CatFrosty said:In my opinion if you adjusted the font and size a little, it'd look nicer, but aside from that, pretty good review.
In my defense, the final result bore no resemblance to the preview....